Blast Iowa! Its chicken is poor rocket fuel. Burning them only sets forest fires. Upon re-entry, many obituaries are celebrated. Once I saw a chicken eating another chicken. This must have been sweaty itchy work. There is a term for chicken
cannibalism; "Lots of chewing." This is the chicken that I suspect of burning down a large portion of Iowa. Chicken is made with a good deal of hydrogen, which causes the bird to essentially become an explosive blimp when mixed with a great deal of silver tarps and hanging baskets. Hanging baskets are for fiber. Everyone needs fiber. Chickens are force fed into giant plastic fuel tanks, sort of like making pate, but exactly not. Giant plastic fuel tanks will always be painted with racing stripes and strapped onto rockets. The rockets are then exploded on the launch pad. This sets a forest fire in Iowa, which must acquire more chickens.
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